You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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