Sponge bath it is.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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