i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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