There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
They took my balls.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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