can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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