I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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