We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
