Dual....:-)
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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