I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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