have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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