You're completely useless in the revolution.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Randomize
