Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
This couple is walking their pig around campus
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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