So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
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