if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
