He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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