Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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