I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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