I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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