Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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