i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
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