How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
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