Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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