i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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