'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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