And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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