he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
You pole danced in your parka.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
