My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Randomize
