im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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