And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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