You really coming over, don't trick.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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