she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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