This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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