I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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