I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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