Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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