Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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