He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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