Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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