At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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