Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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