i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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