I swear she didn't look like that last week.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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