Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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