Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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