found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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