Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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