So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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