If i come over, it means nothing
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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