Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
We left an ass print on the piano.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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