it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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