Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I need water and some morals
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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