just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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