i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I cut my penus on the lid.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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