I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
She needs sedatives and a leash
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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