U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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