Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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