Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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