I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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