as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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